The Axis Of Awesome - The Holy Trinity lyrics

((Thought I'd add some distinction between the three guys, since the talking part can be a little confusing, Benny's lines are in bold, Jordan's are regular, and Lee's are in italics.)) Woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo hoo Whoo hoo hoo God is all around us And he exists as three Father, the son and the holy ghost The Holy Trinity Ooooh, the Holy Trinity God made the heavens and the earth in just under a week And Jesus taught upon the mound, blessed are the meek The Holy Ghost is everywhere - he's a ghost so he can fly Ooooh, and he haunts judges late at night Woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo hoo Whoo hoo hoo God will punish those who sin Jesus died, for the win The Holy Ghost delivers presents to children everywhere on Christmas Eve Woo hoo- What? What? Sorry, hang on. Lee? Lee? Lee. Lee! Dude. Lee. Lee? What? That's Santa Claus. It's Father Christmas. Yeah, we're talking about the Holy Ghost, come on. Well, what does the holy ghost do, then? (sigh) Well, he's, like a ghost. Yes. Right, so he can fit through chimneys. Yes, and what? And he knows when you are sleeping! Blargh! Wait, no! Jordan. Hm? Sorry, that is also Santa. And.. For some reason, Dracula? Sorry, look, it's very simple. Look, the Holy Ghost is the spiritual embodiment of God, on earth. What does that mean? Yeah, that doesn't tell us what he does. What's his job? Ah, forg- look, he- ... Erm... Well! He's a ghost, right? Hm hmm. So he can probably fly. That's what I said. Yeah, we- ... Erm... He got me that bike for Christmas? No, that's Santa Claus. Yeah, probably is, actually. Yeah, well let's narrow it down. Is he a good ghost, like Casper the Friendly Ghost? Or a weird touchy ghost like a Patrick Swayze pottery ghost? They're very different. I don't know. I've never though about it. Yeah, he might be more of a Bruce Willis ghost, you know, he doesn't actually know that he's a ghost- I'm sorry, what? He just thinks he's a man and- What? Bruce Willis was a ghost? (sighs) Thank you so much for ruining Die Hard for me. Sorry, look, I think I've got it. He's definitely a good ghost, because he did good deeds on earth. Like what? Such as? (sighs) Well, he entered Mary. Yeah, that doesn't sound like a good ghost. What? What are you talking about? It was fantastic! He entered Mary, he got her pregnant, she gave birth to Jesus! It was a miracle. Right. So he's a s** offender ghost? Yeah, that is a spectral rapist. No! Sorry, it was NOTHING like that, c'os she didn't even know about it, so- ... Oh. Woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo hoo Whoo hoo hoo You can see God around us every day, in the flowers and the trees And if you see Jesus Christ, he'll cure your disease But if you see the Holy Ghost, call the cops without delay If he offers you a chocolate bar, say no and run away Ooooh, say no and run away Woo hoo hoo!