The Axis Of Awesome - Rage of Thrones lyrics

You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favourite show? It's called Game of Thrones? WELL I READ THE fu*kING BOOKS I SAID I READ THE fu*kING BOOKS I read them years ago, so don't tell me about Jon Snow. 'Cause I already know I've got a signed copy of a Feast for Crows Then a six year wait for a Dance with Dragons A six year wait for a Dance with Dragons Waited six fu*kING years for a Dance with Dragons and NOW YOU JUMP ON THE fu*kING BANDWAGON? AARGH. I READ THE fu*kING BOOKS I SAID THE fu*kING BOOKS TWICE. DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SPOILERS. WINTER HAS BEEN COMING FOR SIXTEEN fu*kING YEARS. YOU MOTHERfu*kERS HIS NAME IS JOFFREY NOT JEFFREY GET A fu*kING LIBRARY CARD OR A KINDLE What's wrong with you people? No one reads any more Your imagination is a fun place to explore Go to a library or a f**ing book store Take it from me, you'll enjoy the books more HARRY POTTER The book was better THE HUNGER GAMES The book was better THE LORD OF THE RINGS The books were probably better THE CAT IN THE HAT THE BOOK WAS BETTER And whilst I'm on the topic, what the f** is with movies based on board games? Battleship: The Movie? D9, I sunk your battleship. MOVIE OVER. fu*k OFF. Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination Hollywood cannot live up to the power of YOUR imagination