The Axis Of Awesome - WWJD? lyrics

Life isn't always easy It isn't always fun When you lose direction Your world can come undone When your in need of guidance and help is overdue you may ask yourself this question What Would Jesus Do? If he were at a party and the host ran out of wine He'd make some more with magic And bring on back good times But in this situation you couldn't see it through He's the son of god And he sh**s all over you You cant do, what Jesus can do Your the king of nothing And he's the king of Jews He knows every magic trick You only only know a few Dont even bother asking What Would Jesus Do? Can you heal a leper or feed a crowd with fish and bread Can you walk on water, Did you rise from the dead Did you give your life up to save humans from bad luck Were you born of Virgin birth or did your parents f** You cant do what Jesus can do He had 12 apostles and no one follows you When faced with a dilemma Let logic guide you through What kind of dickhead wonders What Would Jesus Do? When Jesus was betrayed and rob of all his trust He used his laser vision to turn Judas into dust. When Lois Lane was dying Jesus held her in his arms He flew backwards round the world to keep her safe from harm. When Jesus tours the country in his rock and roll band KISS Thousands cheer his music, even though it's hit and miss. You cant do what Jesus can do Jesus sh**s all over you There are three of him There's only one of you And Jesus can fly He can cure a blind man You cant cure the flu Your good at nothing He's a zombie wizard who also knows kung-fu So next time your in trouble Thinking, What Would Jesus Do? Try not to forget He's a million, billion, trillion times better than you God gave Rock 'n Roll to you Gave Rock 'n Roll to you Gave Rock 'n Roll to everyone God gave Rock 'n Roll to you Gave Rock 'n Roll to you Put it in the soul of everyone