The Avid Record Collector - Best Friends lyrics

[Louis Logic] Ap I'm glad I caught you You know I'm 'bout to leave the pad on tour soon And I thought you'd watch my lady while I'm gone dude [Apathy] Yo c'mon Lou, of course that's cool, you're my f**in' man My fam, I mean damn, I don't got no other plans We can rent some Blockbuster, catch a movie or two But I'mma have to leave her home if there's some hoochie to screw [Louis Logic] Oh sh** yeah, if there's some booty for you, handle yours, hit the bed I ain't tryna co*k block if you're gettin' head Lick and spread that chick instead, but if not, you gotta watch my baby then Cause most of my lady's friends are chickenheads [Apathy] Yeah that's understandable, broads can be real influential And keepin' a clean slate is instrumental in relationships potential I'll run into the store for the doe if shes low And try to keep her from runnin with clubbin hoes [Louis Logic] Word, I new there was a reason you're my brother yo [Apathy] Of course Lou, your blood from another mother, no other bro [Apathy] Hello [Louis Logic] Aiiyo Ap, wa**up its Lou My bus is stuck in ?, I'm glad I trust you to watch my lovely boo Aiiyo, y'all found some stuff to do [Apathy] Oh word up, we just buggin dude Tryna watch this flick, wanna talk to your chick? Oh, hold up, she just went into the bathroom sick See we was drinkin and sh** and now we chillin on the couch We was thinking of goin out but decided to lounge in the house [Louis Logic] Yo, lounge in the house? Bounce and be out? What you mean shes sick, yo who the f** you think you drinkin with Your supposed to be over seeing sh** It sounds like all hell's breakin loose [Apathy] Yo, your breakin up Lou and your trippin like I'm trickin with your chick Stop bein a dick actin like we fiendin to stick -phone hanging up- [Apathy] Yo f** it, don't pick it up, Lou's just bein' a jerk His goin berserk, his probably just stressed from all the work Let's relax, sure we can cuddle, there's nothin' wrong with that You can lay across the couch and put your head on my lap [Apathy] Oh, what up b [Louis Logic] Don't what up me you f**in a**hole I dropped outta my tour and had to duck my last show Whats goin' on with you and my girl, s*utty a**hole You f**in' her, what you tryna ruin my world [Apathy] Yo first of all kid, take that f**in' tone out your voice We boys but what you girl does is really her choice Now she's sittin' lonely at home while your doin' your shows Besides son, I thought it was bros before hoes [Louis Logic] So if your clothes come off while your chillin' with my sweet thing I'm supposed to let her share her g-string I'mma take that anniversary ring right back to Zales Ask the sales girl to take back the pearls Smack the curls off my ladies head and k** you for your treachery You said you were my best friend, instead you got the best of me [Apathy] Yo Lou, this sh** is hectic B, I'm really not the enemy It takes two to tango and we share the same energy One night over some Hennessey we started messin s**ually And well, now we dealin with an unexpected pregnancy