The Appreciation Post - Auxiliary Floor Toms lyrics

[Verse 1] Everyone's growing up I'm just growing old and tired and scruff My hair is getting thin My belly's getting fat I s** in And yeah, I still play guitar Even though it's clear now banjos are the craze with all the kids Plucking mandolins is hot f** auxiliary floor toms [Chorus] I'm so irrelevant Still banging my head I may be obsolete, but at least I am still me [Verse 2] I'll never be mature Same haircut I've had since '94 When I tried to grow it long Dad marched me down to the salon May have screwed me up, but was he wrong? [Chorus] I'm so irrelevant Still banging my head I may be obsolete, but at least I am still me [Bridge] Finger on the pulse of nothing that is awesome Can't pretend I lost touch When I never even made contact I still like distortion and songs with a chorus At least I'm consistent But does that count for anything? No [Chorus] I'm so irrelevant Still banging my head I may be obsolete, but at least I am still me