The Anal Cysts - While Coca-Cola Outruns Pepsi lyrics

[Verse 1] Life's a good kisser But if you blink Then you'll miss her If you wink Then I'll be a**ured I know that lately There's been ups and downs And all our smiles turned to frowns And all our laughter turned to tears We've been riding a blimp But it hasn't been a good year [Verse 2] Life is a pisser But if you think You'll dismiss her If you sink Then we'll both be hurt I know that lately There's been upsides and blunders And our love all turned to thunder Arguments swarmed Our love's caught in a windstorm [Chorus] The hurricane of just intrusion Take me away, brighten my day The counterfeit of your delusion Keep me at bay, cast me astray Here's to never fighting again [Verse 3] Broken bottles, bloodstains And a shard in my skull I hate her presence and I hate myself But, hey, at least it's not dull [Chorus] The specter of my damned confusion Meet me halfway, say it's okay The monsters of my haunted illusion You're gonna pay, watch me decay