The Anal Cysts - Your Pride lyrics

[Verse 1] I've got a new idea "Well, it's just terrible It's not wearable or bearable Repairable, it's not comparable to mine" Well, that's just fine I've got a new idea "Yeah? Well, that's just laughable, irrational It's intractable, impractical And not fractionally as good as mine" [Chorus] Well, maybe I am jealous Cynical and overzealous I'm intrusive and I'm hypersensitive But at least I'm not so goddamn rude And at least I'm not a f**ing prude At least I'm not an arrogant a**hole I blame it on your stinking pride [Verse 2] Well, he's a useless, uncaring Self-righteous son-of-a-b**h An insincere, smarmy Yuppie Damn, he's so rich If I could donate a billion bucks To the I Hate Him Foundation And send the message to his fans Have it ring out through the nation I'd be happy enough to throw myself off a bridge [Chorus] Goddammit! [Chorus]