The Amazing BrandO - Dracula's Curse lyrics

Dracula I'm comin' to your castle I'monna slay ya, say ya prayers I'm on my way I'm Trevor Belmont The vampire k**a, straight ril dilla Stomping around like my name's Godzilla Filin' up on hearts, chill like Vanilla Got weapons up the wazoo, ain't nobody illa. Trevor Belmont The first Belmont ever. Who the f** is Simon? Don't get clever Whip crack, b**h smack to ya mug for ril, and if you Think i probably won't you can bet that I will an' I'm Goin' down to Castlevania I'monna bury you once and for all Goin' down to Castlevania Gonna walk down stairs hope I don't... (f**!) Tick tock rockin' around the block Knock knock (Who's there?) Trevor Belmont's co*k (ha ha) f** you, Medusa head, f** you! Between you an' the stairs, I'm f**in' totally screwed! Not to mention all the turkey that I find in the walls That I keep eatin' all the ladies say "Trevor's got balls!" Damn skyppy! I'm a hippie specializin' in war! You want more? Come'n get it, man, f** the score! I will never quit. Infinite. Continues. I don't give a sh**. Taste my whip. You motherf**er! Have a crucifix. I'll throw it. Within you. Who the f** is this? What a prick! An' now he wants to join my party? I guess I'll let him what the f** whatever. Grant DaNasty Yo, I'm stealin' your j**els Ghost pirate, got variety An' I'm breaking the rules Wall ridin', sky climbin' I'm the king of this game You ain't got sh** on me, I put Spidey to shame. I move twice as fast, I've got twice the guard And all the b**hes know I f** twice as hard (AH!) Good thing my blades don't discriminate I'm done playin' around, now accept yer fate. I will never quit. (Go and eat a dick) Infinite. (Get over here I'll stab you) Continues. I don't give a sh**. (Trevor bringin' it) Taste my whip. (Like you don't even f**in' know) You motherf**ers! Have a crucifix. (From my bag of tricks) I'll throw it. (That's why they call me nasty) Within you. You lookin' like an' imp. (Time to take a piss) I'm so ripped. (Dracula won't even see my dagger comin') An' now we're gonna crash this party. Don't you know I'm Trevor Belmont? I'll k** you. I've got a whip, I've got my crucifix. I could use some Taco Belmont, I'm hungry, I'm sick of turkey, I need tacos, b**h! I'm a vampire hunter, brought to life by thunder. Why is that, I wonder? I just go with the flow (I don't even know) I know lots of magic, not the kind with rabbits. If I see a vampire, I will stab it. Are you a chick? 'cos ya look like ya might have a scro. I'm a female, you a**hole. I'm Alucard. I'm Alucard. b**hes. I'm Alucard. (I'm Alucard) I'm Alucard. b**hes don't know about my vampire tricks. My balls are on fire, b**h I get my fix. Don't be actin all jealous 'cos i pwn your sh**. (C'mon) You're tryin' to be the man, b**h I'm straight doin' it. Flyin' through levels, dishevelin' and revelin' A devil in the flesh, but I, I'm straight rebellin'. Yellin' irrelevant spells just for the hell of it. I will. k** you. You will. Die now. Farewell. (Hahahaha) I'm Alucard. (I'm Alucard) I'm Alucard. b**hes. (You would) It's going. Down. (It's going down) It's going down. (It's going down) IT'S GOING DOWN! I will k** yo face, yes, I will put you in your place. I'm gonna k** you all, you will fall, I will k** you (You are such a motherf**er) I will save the day, and I will make this go away. Check out my awesome sk**s, I will fill all these hearts up. (Motherf**ers!) Don't you know about the Belmonts? I'm guessin' ya don't. I'm gonna dump my f**in' holy water down ya throath Now it's time for you to vanish, haré esto en Espanish Now, it's time to rock ya f**in' socks Check my transition Castlevania, check me out, I whip all these candles Trevor Belmont, you motherf**ers know you can't handle this. I'm not f**in around, spin yer head around, I'm puttin you in the ground Send you back into hell, nobody's gonna live long enough to tell Dracula's Curse will be lifted completely Send me your worst, they will never defeat me 'Cos I am the man (Yes I am) Y'ain't got nothin' I ain't bluffin' I'm the man (The f**) Ya goin' down, ya s**monkey, ya bloody blood-junkie I took out ya demons an' monsters an' all ya flunkies I already fought my shadow, sh** ya gotta be kiddin' me I'm the d**h-k**a An' I'm in ya vicinity. Listen to me, just because I got some bad knees Don't believe you'll even succeed, I got Holy Water III Now I'm jumpin' an' I'm swingin' an I'm almost there. (Motherf**er) Trevor Belmont, what the hell do you vant? Fear me, most sincerely. Die monster! GTFO! (/kick) Check out my whip, I won't miss I got you figured out now. I know without doubt I'll win this. I'll hit ya so hard, I'll hit the back of ya face, make haste an' waste you, erase you Hate you with all of my hate, eradicate you, dig you eight graves, savin' the day And pavin' the way for makin' every single day great. Takin' ya face places. Grazin' away, I ain't here to play games, f**er. I will k** you with my Holy Water. Should have used the axes, Trevor. I am gonna whip. You. So hard your mom will feel it Yeah! I'll fight you an' I'll win My bloodline'll carry on an' we'll (f**in' cheater!) (...The f**?)