The Adventures Of Duane And BrandO - Super Mario Brothers lyrics
I'm on my way to the castle and sh**, with a fireball for Koopa for stealin' my b**h.
See I'm a plumber with an attitude, and when it's pointed at you;
You'd best believe I'll be comin' with tricks. (Now hear this!)
Mr. Goomba, tell King Koopa: "The Mario Brothers are back in the house-. (To throw down.)
'Cause your cravin', misbehavin', no fakin'.
Soon you'll be shuttin' your mouth. (For sure now!)
I'm gonna put you in your place, 'till the princess is safe.
Nobody's gonna be playin' with me. (See G?)
Mr. Koopa, I'mma straight shoot ya, boot ya, drop your a** into the deep. (L-l-lava.)
Luigi on the scene, don't forget about me!
I got your back and I'm dressed in green.
And even if you don't make it to the end of the game, King Koopa's gotta deal with me.
(Do the Mario!) Swing your arms from side to side, c'mon it's time to go!
(Do the Mario!) Take one step, and back again... Just like that... Haha.
Wait a minute, there's a secret in this tunnel.
I need a mushroom, so pause on the rubble.
Bring the beat back, bring back the trouble.
If you clog the toilet I'll be there on the double.
I'm the mushroom poppin', body droppin', lasagna eatin',I'm defeatin';
All the rompin' motherf**ers like-. (What?)
Cross your fingers like-. (What?)
This plant is a c*nt and I'm about to chop it down, punk.
Full power, I'm at the last stage.
Take a drag of this cigarette and blow it in their face.
All the hammer throwin' that keeps runnin' their mouth.
Throw a plunger at that b**h and stomp his a** to the ground.
King Koopa; leavin' everyone in a stupor.
Watch your a** Mario, you ain't so super!
Just wait 'till you get here, this ain't no dream.
I'm gonna eat the f**in' Princess with cherries and whipped cream.
Even if you win you'll have to do it again, and again...
I always save the best for the end.
Over the lava, past the ring of fire.
When I make it to King Koopa I'll make his a** expire.
With a fireball down his throat, drop the bridge, up in smoke.
Who put this axe here, is this a joke?!
You'd better watch your a** 'cause I ain't blowin' no smoke.
Now choke on this, 'cause you're about to be toothless! Wahahaha.
You're all talk, it's useless!
You've got a damn platform over your head, stupid!
See you in game 3, until then we'll see.
But now I've got some business with the Princess, G.