The Adventures Of Duane And BrandO - Bomberman lyrics

One bomb, two bomb, three bombs blown. The name's Bomberman, like you didn't f**in' know. I got my, helmet on and my b**hes in check. Packed full of ammunition so I get some respect. Take these big a** boots and kick a bomb in your face. Tear the enemies down and put 'em back in their place. I'll make; 9/11 like the 4th of July. On a rocket ship comin' headin' straight for the bad guys. 'Cause I ain't goin' to take no sh**. Light the wick on my motherf**in' dynamite stick. Break the wall down, tear that f**in' sh** out the room! Sneak up on the enemies and seal their doom. Bomberman; and y'all can't f** with that. Step back, light a smoke, drink a forty and laugh. Tell your boss I'll be there in a minute to front. After I ride this kangaroo and f**in' scratch my nuts. It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman. B-B-B-Blowin' sh** up all across the land. D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leavin' this place with a f**in' hand grenade that'll explode in your face! It's Bomberman. It's Bomberman. B-B-B-Blowin' out your brains 'cause I'm the man with the plan. And n-n-nobody f**s with me, b**h. You heard me, oh no. Here comes Bomberman. I'm TNT. I'm Dynamite. I'm here representin', yeah I'm down for life. You can't f** with the man with the master plan. b**hes think I ain't comin'? You can bet that I am. I got a brand new suit and I can walk through the walls. I don't care if you're a bomber, if you're 10-feet tall! I'm still comin' to get you, sh** I'm packin' the heat. They're gonna have to f**in' scrape your a** off the street. So go ahead n***a, talk that sh**. I guarantee you're gonna live to regret it. Break the wall down, tear that f**in' sh** out the room. Creep up on the enemies and seal their doom. Bomberman; and y'all can't f** with that! I'll pull the pin and blow a motherf**in' hole in your a**. So tell your boss I'll be in there in a minute to front. After I ride this kangaroo and f**in' scratch my nuts. It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman. B-B-B-Blowin' sh** up all across the land. D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leavin' this place. With a f**in' hand grenade that'll explode in your face. It's Bomberman. (It's Bomberman!) B-B-B-Blowin' out your brains 'cause I'm the man with the plan. And n-n-nobody f**s with me, b**h. You heard me. Oh no. here comes Bomberman. It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman. B-B-B-Blowin' sh** up all across the land. D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leavin' this place with a f**in' hand grenade that'll explode in your face! It's Bomberman. It's Bomberman. B-B-B-Blowin' out your brains 'cause I'm the man with the plan. And n-n-nobody f**s with me, b**h. You heard me, oh no. Here comes Bomberman. Explodin' mines one bomb at a time. I'll stab you in the ear if you don't feel my rhyme. It's Bomberman baby, I'm the cream of the crop. I'm gonna need a crowbar to get your b**h off my co*k! Do a little jig and blow a hole in your face. Disco dance to Prince and take a leak on your grave. If you ain't feelin' me b**h, I don't give a f**-! Tell him BrandO! I'll kick you in the face if you don't step off my nuts!