The AAA Girls - Meet & Greet lyrics

[Intro: All] It’s time for the meet and greet Meet and greet It’s time for the meet and greet Meet and greet Proceed to the meet and greet [Spoken Verse 1: Alaska Thunderf**, Willam, Courtney Act, ALL] Alright everyone, it’s that time Places! Wristbands clearly visible, please IDs out Darling, are you the Deluxe Elite meet and greet package? Oh Gold, okay back of the line, thank you SECURITY! Oh yeah, not my hair, grab my a**, thanks Ow I agree, Katya was robbed Grand larceny Scout Oh, I love that blouse! He’s a feminine top Oh, no drinks for me, thank you I only drink PepsiCola during the meet and greet I’ll drink it! Oh, why does this taste like spray paint? I feel sleepy [Pre-Chorus: Alaska Thunderf**, Courtney Act, ALL] You look stunning Thanks for coming You look stunning Thanks for coming You look stunning Thanks for coming You look stunning Thanks for coming Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank Thank Thank Thank MEET AND GREET [Chorus: All] Meet and greet It’s time for the meet and greet Meet and greet Proceed to the meet and greet [Bridge: All] Meet me Greet me Chew me up and eat me Meat me Greet me Meet me Meet and greet Meet me Greet me You cannot deplete me Meet me Greet me Meet me Meet and greet [Spoken Verse 2: Alaska Thunderf**, Willam, Courtney Act, ALL] Flashes on Auto is not on AUTO IS A LIE Uh, if the photo is for your daughter, sir Could you please take your hand off my a**? Thanks Yeah sure, I’ll make a Snapchat for your stillborn sister who couldn’t come to the gig, hahahaha Wait, why does it look like the line is getting longer? Security! I’m sorry we only have time for one photo One and done This is a meet and greet, not glamour shots! Somebody smells like pot Is that shirt from Redbubble? What’s the legal age of consent in Idaho? [Pre-Chorus: Alaska Thunderf**, Courtney Act, ALL] You look stunning Thanks for coming You look stunning Thanks for coming You look stunning Thanks for coming You look stunning Thanks for coming Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank Thank Thank Thank MEET AND GREET [Chorus: All] Meet and greet It’s time for the meet and greet Meet and greet Proceed to the meet and greet [Bridge: All, Alaska Thunderf**] Meet me Greet me Chew me up and eat me Meat me Greet me Meet me Meet and greet Ritzy, Glitzy f**in’ off my mitzy Meet me Greet me Meet me Meet and greet [Spoken Verse 3: Alaska Thunderf**, Willam, Courtney Act, ALL] I’m sorry I can’t sign your body It f**s up my Sharpies with all that oil Has anyone seen my left shoe? I’m looking for a size 14 Louboutin (MEET AND GREET) Ok, it’s a pleaser Give her ha pump (MEET AND GREET) A dingo ate my selfie! (IT’S TIME FOR THE MEET AND GREET) Security! We need some dykes (MEET AND GREET) Sure I’ll sign your picture Oh, that’s Farrah Moan That’s Derrick Berry! Yes, I am sure I do not impersonate Britney Spears! Where’s the exit, please? Someone call the Fire Marshall (MEET AND GREET)