That 1 Guy - Buttmachine lyrics

Just 'cause it's cracked doesn't mean that it's broke Just 'cause it's a bu*t doesn't mean it's a joke With a heart like an apple but hard like a stone Stuck in the mud 'cause it stuck to the bone ...and this is how it starts and this is what it seems and this is who we are and this is what will be The future is all planned but now comes to pa** Artificial man artificial... End of the line look at the time time ticking and tell me that you think it's clean Where there's a way there is a lie everybody we trusted not to be so mean What we discussed was so disgusting filling it up and busting at the seams Putting the peas out with the pies everybody combusting but the bu*tmachine Cracked like a bell but don't mean that it rings And just 'cause it's shiny don't mean that it's clean The movement is over the flush has begun And just 'cause it's ugly don't mean it's no fun ...and just because we can it don't mean that we should and just 'cause it's modern don't mean it smells good Function over form Fiction over pain And just because it's chrome don't mean it won't stain Single the word double the talk talk triple the babble to tell me what they say Jingle the bell held up in heck well only the funny one kinda knows the way Putting the peas out with the pies everybody combusting but the bu*t it seems End of the day end so abrupt everybody corrupted but the bu*tmachine bu*tmachine...bu*tmachine I said bu*tmachine...bu*tmachine bu*tmachine...bu*tmachine Bu-bu-b-b-bu*tmachine...bu*tmachine bu*tmachine ...just like I told ya Sold your soul ...they sold it for ya Hold your own ...don't let them scold ya Hold your nose ...they'll blow it for ya Half of the work all of the cla** Can you show us the reason that it works this well Give it a jerk spilling the gas and I betcha it's silent but it just might smell Half of the will some of the time All of the reasons we left it in the kitchen sink Shining it up another bu*t more than half of the battle is that it just might stink Quick and the fast gelatinous ma** So soft was the goo and so we poked right through it Tree in the woods making a sound No one around and so we just say screw it End of the line look at the time time ticking and tell me that you think it's clean Follow your nose and get the joke now that nobody's laughing but the bu*tmachine...