That 1 Guy - Axlrod lyrics

Jumpin' Jack Axlrod Ran with his boots on Hourgla** in the sun 'Cause the sand weighs a ton Twenty minutes second lead 'Round the world in a bus with Kenny Says Shasta is the place to be That's only cause you can't see it His sign says fewer babies please He asked me if I brought my own strainer He says he like the smell of Chinese tea And then he starts complainin' Twenty minutes second lead 'Round the world in a bus with Kenny Says Nashville is the place to be But he didn't get to see it Jumpin' Jack Axlrod He ran with his boots on The hourgla** in the sun 'Cause the sand weighs a ton