Thank You Alfred - How Many Potheads Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? lyrics

They decided to get stoned At the baseball field down by Dunderberg Rd After they got fu*ked up They got busted by the cops They got arrested, but they got a free ride in a police car Well, when they got to the station They frisked Eric and Mike The cops found Mike's used condom wrapper from his first time Well, Darren he got fu*ked for life Because he was sixteen Four damn chargеs and a smack in the face by his mom Well though I feel bad I gotta say its kinda funny Causе they got caught they had it coming to them anyway And though I feel bad They finally got what they deserved But I have better things to care about I just spilled soda on my shorts