Tha Alkaholiks - Only When I'm Drunker lyrics

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Tha Alkaholiks - Only When I'm Drunker lyrics

[J-Ro] I get drunk and I stumble to the mic Stay drunk all week, I'm at my Peak like Pike I'm never at my peak, I'm k**in fifth after fifth I drink mo' 40's than Tash and E-Swift (hell naw!!) Uh-huh, I drink more than both of y'all (no you don't!) I hold more liquor than a bank on Crenshaw And Tash you can't drink brew, you know you the n***a who (WHAT?) Be all on yo' nads, after just a swig or two [Tash] n***a you trippin, must be that Zima you was sippin Yo' accountant couldn't count how many bottles I be grippin And flip it in the trash cause I downed em with ease While you on yo' knees -- about to pa** somebody yo' keys I even had to pay the taxi (what?) the last time you asked me (uh) You start off on yo' feet but always wind up on yo' back G Bro you should know you can't drink with Ri-co While you down yo' sh** slow, I'm on my ninth Cuervo [E-Swift] Aiyyo at every single show, you be layin on the flo' Swearin up and down, you neva gonna drink no mo' But I get to' up, from the flo' up, and never throw up One little wine cooler and you wanna beat yo' hoe up I never call it quits, I don't know my own limit This Alkaholik sh** is for real, it ain't a gimmick You might f** around and catch a liver disease f**in with these Likwit MC's, Hip-Hop Drunkies Don't you think it's bout time (time) to get yo' drink on, whatcha wanna do Don't you think it's bout time (time) to get yo' fade on.. with the Likwit crew (Tash: These n***as can't drink..) [Alkaholiks] Curvoiseir, Coke and Rum Alize and One-Five-One Heineken, Hennesey Juice and Gin, Bra** Monkey [J-Ro] Yo, I pledge allegiance to the bottle, the cup and the can In front of the bar, that's where I stand And to the alcohol, for which I fall And the cold porcelain in the bathroom stall One drunk nation under God inebriated With liberty and justice to anyone who's faded Drink drink drunk until I can't hack it Until the little man fall off the horse on my Polo jacket ("When I get drunk..") *BURRRRRRRRP* Once again I spent all my yen on ten bottles of gin Likwit til I'm stiff, damn I love this riff The Ro gotta go, I pa** the mic to E-Swift [E-Swift] I drink a lot of beers, my life's a black version of Cheers Everyday sit at the bar and take shots with my peers I've been doin this for years, ain't no amateurs here I've been drinkin 40's longer than most n***as careers I've got the b**hes grinnin while the whole world is spinnin You suffer from double vision and I'm just beginnin You always pa** out, wake up, and don't remember me You could write a book with all your hangover remedies I thought you knew, I've been drinkin since high school While I down this Olde English, you sippin your O'Douls I'm makin beer runs at ten minutes to two While you still sippin on your first motherf**in brew Don't you think it's bout time (time) to get yo' drink on, whatcha wanna do Don't you think it's bout time (time) to get yo' fade on.. with the Likwit crew [Alkaholiks] Curvoiseir, Coke and Rum Alize and One-Five-One Heineken, Hennesey Juice and Gin, Bra** Monkey [Tash] Aight, uhh, uhh, uhh A lot of n***as can't drink, but hoes is even worse They order three drinks but can't finish the first I see em reachin in they purse about to roll that sack of weed Knowin that's the combination that they really don't need Cause girls take a sip, get f**ed up quick Pa** out, wake up, ("What's this??") It's a DICK!! Baby girl you lookin sick, you lookin plastered like a poster You was talkin all that sh**, now you need some Alka Seltzer You wobblin, weeblin, f**in up your eve-nin That smoke that you breathin got that a** on spin While yo' homegirls is like, ("Where the f** you been?") In the girl's bathroom, f**ed up since ten Yeah I seen her, she thought she was a graceful ballerina Now that a** is too drunk to drive herself to the marina So she comin home with me because, I don't give a f** Might f** an ugly b**h, but "Only When I'm Drunk" Don't you think it's bout time (time) to get yo' drink on, whatcha wanna do Don't you think it's bout time (time) to get yo' fade on.. with the Likwit crew Don't you think it's bout time (time) to get yo' drink on, whatcha wanna do Don't you think it's bout time (time) to get yo' fade on.. with the Likwit crew [Tash] You're all f**ed up now! Like this y'all (*E-Swift cuts and scratches "when I get drunk"*} [Tash] We doin big thangs, knahmsayin? Ha ha, we f**ed up now! You know what's goin down, Alkaholiks Got my n***as up in this motherf**er My n***as and you know it I ain't solo.. I ain't dolo..