Texas Lightning - The Unknown Stuntman lyrics

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell But I've been seen with Farrah I've never been seen with anything than a nine So fine I've been on fire with Sally Field Gone fast with a girl named Bo But somehow they did not end up as mine It's a d**h defyin' life I lead I take my chances I die for a living in the movies and TV But hardest thing I ever do Is watch my leading ladies Kiss some other guy While I'm bandagin' my knee I might fall from a tall building I might roll a brand new car 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman That makes Redford such a star I've never spent much time in school But I've taught ladies plenty It's true I hire my body out for pay (hey, hey) I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs Blown up for Raquel Welch But when I wind up in the hay, It's only hay (hey, hey) I might jump an open drawbridge Or Tarzan from a vine 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman That makes Eastwood look so fine