Tesfamichael Negussie - The Wingman Who Can't Fly lyrics

The Wingman Who Can't Fly Woe is me! Woe is me! Everybody's married, saving me. oh fate though is barbaric to oppress me into solitary and turn me hysteric Benedick and Beatrice, Claudio and Hero all has found love except me though. What have I done? What must I do? to attain the love of some young boo. Oh there was this one at this masquerade ball when I looked unto her I couldn't utter a squall she was witty, smart, strong and charming a women at this caliber was very alarming I gathered myself and approached this dame I prayed she wasn't too much for my pull game* I walked to her while my heart was beating like crazy and then I asked her “Will you have me, lady?” For I would give up my royal rule fight in a war without my tuille conquer and tame planet Earth's oceans just to show you my devotion her reply to my plea was a devastating no this no to my heart was a destructive blow twas my goal to make this gal my BAE she said I was “too costly to wear every day” but I hath learned that is is not the real reason and the actual truth is grounds for high treason the genuine truth is she loves another and Benedick be this other lover so here i am left with my heart dismembered by a girl named Bethany or Bella I don't really remember now everyday i see soulmates unite while i am left to sleep by myself at night I still pray that in the midst of a full moon she will finally leave that idiotic baboon and creep into my covers in the middle of my sleep and completely forget about that Benedick creep side by side we will count sheep as they make their majestic leaps and when morning comes we will awake me by my self and her with that snake