Tes Uno - Description of an Asshole lyrics

I'm an a**hole worse than dennis leary No need to pay attention never listen clearly Every where I go speak my mind You can't tell me nothing not this or next time If you don't like me stay out of my way Cuz I give two sh**s less bout the things you say Screw being pc talking to me is like talking to a TV A waste of time like waiting inline Cut em every chance I get f** the rest its all about me ya just a sh** head My response to a compliments mind ya business Every day bahum bug even on christmas No change of heart I'm not the grinch My happiness is derived from disappointing kids Whether on a train or bus hog two seats f** a garbage can I litter in the streets When I cough or sneeze never hold my mouth Saying excuse me? you must be bugging out I got the answers no need to be modest Only call em as I see em I got to keep it honest Even if offensive forget ya feelings I'm ruthless in every one of my dealings Trynna put the next man down Makes me feel great every time I come through and shut em down Public enemy numero uno and proud of it Everyone else can come s** it f** it My dad was an a** so I followed his path Stepped it up a notch now I'm a psycho douche bag Disliked by many and hated by most Their anger makes me happy make me wanna make a toast To a long lif alone away from stupidity Add insult to injury like hot days and humidity Yeah im that a**hole who go curse in front of children Teach em bad habits like Indians slauthered by pilgrims Swearing in churches man loud as f** You'd swear the devil was in the house Calling priest and nuns pricks and c*nts Women are b**hes gays are f*gs Lesbos are carpet munchers you should hear my gags When at a movie keep my cell phone Talking with a blue tooth acting like im home Living day to day no like no one else exist What do you want I'm an a**hole read my lips I'm an arrogant creep always interupting conversations Talk about myself like I'm the king of nations And vote for the guys that you hate Jump on the bandwagon man like it's never too late Hitting on your girl while you're around Laying in your bed while you're out of town Also that guy spreading disease It's all about me and whatever pleases I'm more of an a**hole than Andrew Dice Clay I was born this way