Terror 2000 - Mummy Metal For The Ma**es lyrics

My daddy bought me a car He'd never think I would go this far Racing down through the city In my Mercedes Cabriolet Like a singing ricochet I head for the beach As the wig is flowing in the breeze Ruth is feeding me with cheese Yes I'm a fake but don't you tell anyone I'm a singer in a rock 'n roll band And we're so god damn great My Band is on top of the world That's what people think And yeah, thats the god damn truth And my wife's name is Ruth My rock 'n roll age is twenty But the fact is, I'm plenty I will never give up my fame But people say I'm so f**ing lame We woke up the pharaohs, we played by the Nile Mummy metal for the ma**es Tutankhamen went wild, Cleopatra she smiled First aid for the ma**es Yes I'm a fake but don't you tell anyone I'm a singer in a rock 'n roll band And we're so god damn great In the weekends I play gold With my dear friend Dr.Rolf He's the one who fixed my face 'Cause I don't wanna look like a basket case People do not know I'm a fake That could be more than they could take I'm wearing make up to look so good The bandanna keeps the wig in place We woke up the pharaohs, we played by the Nile Mummy metal for the ma**es Tutankhamen went wild, Cleopatra she smiled First aid for the ma**es