Terror 2000 - Five Star Prison lyrics

Five years in prison, I don't ever wanna leave this place Wireless Internet and colour TV, I'm so amazed I robbed a bank and shot a guy who talked to much But then again, I forgot to check my watch They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well A nice and comfy bed, yeah you heard what I said Slippers made of velvet like a fancy hotel Bars made of gold and a private strip-show Prisons made in Sweden let the champagne flow They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell And when I woke up up in the night there's Asian mistress They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well Cocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huh In the name of the Lord, you gotta love it Cocaine and crack and jjjjack, huh A prison cell provided by the lord Under surveillance, I do my thing I tumble and roll, like the Swedish king They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell And when I woke up up in the night there's Asian mistress Cocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huh In the name of the Lord, you gotta love it Cocaine and crack and jjjjack, huh A prison cell provided by the lord And now they tell me I gotta leave I gotta leave my cell and walk the streets What about the women? What about the wine? Please just don't take away my glamorous life I miss my private show, I miss the good champagne I miss my private cell, 'cause it fit so well I use to drop the soap, they use to hang it in I didn't mind at all, I knew that I would win They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell And when I woke up up in the night there's Asian mistress Cocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huh In the name of the Lord, you gotta love it Cocaine and crack and jjjjack, huh A prison cell provided by the Lord