Tenacious D - Inward Singing (Skit) lyrics

{Oh my God! Oh my God, I've done it Cage! Come here, I want you! What? What? God! I'm sleeping, dude! What are you talking about} {Oh my God What? I did it What d'ya do? I've done it. I f**in' did it. The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodelling, dude} {Oh my God, inward singing What? Check it out, it's an invention And it makes non-stop rocking possible} {Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rocking you half of the time! The other time they're they're they're they're breathing! In! But not anymore, baby! Not with inward singing, check it out!} And then I start some lyrics and you can't believe I'm singing And I'm never f**ing stopping And I'm always f**ing singing And now you know that I will never stop the f**ing singing I'm like a f**ing one-man band I'm like a f**ing one-man band! {And I can sing like that all f**ing night! Wow} {It wasn't really non-stop though, there was a slight Shut up! It is non-stop! And the other thing is, that when I'm f**in' singing in It sounds even better! Than when I'm singing out!} {Shut up! f** you! You f**ing dick! Always nay-saying everything I create! You piece of sh**! You create something like inward singing! You f**ing sh**! You f**ing sit in your tower! f**ing nap What's funny? You f**ing b**h! f**ing f** you! f**ing co*k a**!!} {You are fired from that Well that won't be necessary Jack Why? well I am quiting What? I quit}