Tenacious D - Friendship Test lyrics

(phone rings) (spoken) *click* (KG:) Two Kings. (JB:) Hey Kage. (KG:) Hey! (JB:) How's it goin'? (KG:) Good, good... (JB:) What are you--what are you doin'? (KG:) Oh, god, I was just, I was- (JB:) I love you. (KG:) ...what'd you say? (JB:) I said I love you, man. I just wanted to say it. (KG:) Dude, thanks... thank you... that's awesome. f**in' awesome. I mean, uh... that's cool you can say that. (JB:) Don't you have something to say? (KG:) No. (pause) Aw, I mean, I, uh, I like you... I like you too, dude. (JB:) Whoa, whoa. LIKE? HO HO HO, MAN! I'm glad I f**in' did this test on you, the friendship test! (KG:) What? (JB:) No, man--- (KG:) What are you talkin' about? (JB:) That---what happened before when I said I love you, that was a test. Because, man, I could've made a total ASS of myself if I hadn't done this test on you. *whistles* HOO HOO! (KG:) Wait, you don't--- (JB:) Boy. (KG:) You don't really love me? (JB:) Dude, listen. You f**in' pa**ed the test, okay? But BARELY. You know what you got? (KG:) What'd I get? (JB:) F+. *click*