Television Personalities - She's Only The Grocer's Daughter lyrics

Well if she makes you sad and blue There's one thing that you can do Relax your mind and float downstream Pretend it's all a very bad dream She's a witch and she's absurd I'd like to give her what she really deserves I'd like to knock her greenhouse down And trample on her roses We don't love you anymore We don't want you like before We don't love you anymore So now you know the score Don't you let her get you down Oh no she's only the grocer's daughter Don't you let her get you down Oh no she's only a grocer's daughter She's a devil in disguise I'd like to poke her in the eyes All dressed in blue Blue hair blue shoes I'd like to paint her in the nude And I've heard it is her birthday soon Gonna buy her a ticket to the moon And a leather bound set of Mills and Boon We don't love you anymore We don't want you like before We don't love you anymore So now you know the score Don't you let her get you down Oh no she's only the grocer's daughter Don't you let her get you down Oh no she's only a grocer's daughter I think I ought to slap her face Well if she makes you sad and blue There's one thing that you can do Relax your mind and float downstream Pretend it's all a very bad dream Never buy a second hand car from a grocer's daughter Never buy a second hand car from a grocer's daughter I'd like to put her across my knee I think somebody ought to But she's only the grocer's daughter But she's only the grocer's daughter