Teen Idols - Virtual Loser lyrics

In a modern evolution there are brand new creatures Cla**ified loosely as technology freaks Always searching cyberspace for upgraded features Ridiculed by others, labeled retards and geeks I want to pull the plug and cause your system to crash But then where would you be? With no heated up discussions in an internet chat You look like a helpless, virtual loser to me Virtual, virtual, virtual loser Their closest human contact Is through a keyboard and mousepad But you can't take a computers to the senior prom To reach 'em write loser care of mommy and dad or www.loser.com