Teddy Tesla - The Calm Before/The Coming Storm lyrics

[The Calm Before] Nobody told me that I needed to rap today Thought I could just sit back and relax today That I could just kick back, listen to some tracks today But they lit a candle under my a**, so I guess we're taking it to wax today I burn wicks like I'm trying to pirate keanu I just state facts so these great raps are beyond true Like hallucinations in the night, when you think that something's behind you Calm down, it's fine dude, I swear I'm out of my mind too Cause I be floating in the sky up above You can't see me unless youre looking high its a dove Hello mr. bird, what's your name, and what's the word And why they laughed at me making music, I ain't a comic, just a nerd Who watches comets and smokes chronic, wait no, that's absurd Baby girl you really can't believe everything that you heard I haven't looked at space since I had dreamsof being an astronaut But there's some space on this couch, sit your a** down and pa** the pot Did I do sh** today? Probably not, I really am that lazy You think smokin every day made me this way? Then you are crazy I see greatness in my future, put myself in a coma waiting But it's time to get out of this hospital, I'm tired of being patient [The Coming Storm] Wanted to drop this summer, but it was taking too long Had a vision of what I wanted, but the tape was too wrong So instead of releasing something I wasn't proud of Or not making a demonstration showing off my power I decided to warn you all of the storm on the horizon Know it's coming, but also hear me now, like Verizon And know that Teddy Tesla is someone to check out later I will not let you down cause you are not a dumb waiter So what are you afraid of? You have my word you'll have my words Other rapper's is a**, all they cuts is turds Flush their tapes down where they belong, the sewer Because that's that sh** you shouldn't have to deal with as a consumer You need this premier Teddy Tesla in your diet So I humbly offer you this mixtape, just to try it But it's just a little taste, hence the short format So it can perk your ears up and have them wondering: where the storm's at? But all good things in due time These songs are my treasure, it's my pleasure when I do rhyme I knowit seems like I'm always lying round on vacation But this is a profession of love, not a vocation Please trust that I have more potent poems in store, You're just listening tothe calm before the coming storm