Teddy Roxpin - I'm A Demigod lyrics

[Verse 1: Apathy] A ma** murderer, black magic practitioner Ap is the rap listener's crack distributor A wizard with wise words Magician with fly birds I'll saw a b**h in half, if she's getting on my nerves So observe the dirty, rotten, son of a cesspool I piss plutonium and my heart pumps jet fuel Too cool for school, shoot it up like Virginia Tech Unless police intercept my plots on the Internet That last line was f**ed up, so homie don't laugh I'm cold blooded, apathetic as a sociopath A lot of jealous motherf**ers like, "I hope he don't last" I'm in Japan counting Yen, doing Tokyo math My sh**'s crack, spit raps, and you swear you got b**h slapped Big Mike sell my sh**, til it's platinum on mixed rap I'll push ya whole clique back, with one little click-clack If we abduct ya grandmom, is that still kidnap? You talk about ya llamas, and ya strapped with the gat co*ked The only time you ever held a Mac was a laptop I stay around weed heads who constantly hit blunts And burn it down more than b**hes during the Witch Hunts Instead of dropping cla**ics and making sure sh** pumps You drop a bullsh** mixtape every 6 months The force of my flow's strong, hard as a photon The rhyme gets rougher as the rhyme goes on [Interlude] And on and on and on, it don't stop Demigodz squad always gon' be at the top Shoutout to Open Mic, Steve Cormier, John Childs aka Voodoo, Derrick Marsh, Yeah [Verse 2: Apathy] Old school got my Raiders cap Nothing you could say to Ap Sadomasochistic, it hurts how hot I make the track Kneel down and praise the king A demon with angel wings Tattoo my flesh with ink and scorpion stings I'm trying to get it through ya head You could fill me up with lead I'll chill in heaven half an hour before the Devil knows I'm dead Send out the memo, I been k**ing it since my demo The fact that I'm a Demigod is not coincidental Half human, half almighty Kicks are all Nike's I'm not the one to f** with, if you want, pshh alrighty Here it goes, melting sub woofers in ya stereos A dungeon dragon like Busta Rhymes on Scenario Off the top, motherf**ers better call the cops I'll come through like Sasquatch and squash ya blocks I block telepathic thoughts when they try to read my mind The way I rhyme "rap" just got re-defined Whenever I tear the mic It's easy as Eric Wright Ya feeding on my paragraphs, you rappers are parasites I'm paralyzing crowds, y'all are typing like paralegals Rolling like Noah in a boat with a pair of eagles Demigodz a pack of pits, y'all are a pair of beagles I'll beat ya b**hes beaver up, though the ho's barely legal I rep DGZ down to my last proton The rhyme get's rougher, as the rhyme goes on [Interlude] A demigod is a half-human, half-god We got that name because back in 1992, Open Mic said this line right here in one of his rhymes [Hook x2: Apathy] It's the land of the rhymes, and I'm a Demigod Land of the rhymes, and I'm a Demigod Land of the rhymes, and I'm a Demigod I'm Zeus in the booth, spitting lightening rods [Outro] Motherf**er Shoutout to everybody who's been there since the beginning Dwayne Anderson, Louie Montalvo, Spliffmatic, Tony Louscher It's the mayday, DJ E-LO, Tito and Quran, Naptron, Eternia, K-Squared, White Harlem, a lot of people I'm forgettin' Yeah, Demigodz Album is on its way right now Demigodz is back Yeah, Apathy, Teddy Roxpin