Teddy And The Frat Girls - I Wanna Be a Man lyrics

(Indescipherable foreign accent) Is everybody ready? Hans? Johann? Heidi? Let's go, everybody. I'm sorry I'm a girl, And not a man. Then I could come all the time, In the palm of my precious little hand. Get drunk in the bars, And act like a klutz. It really wouldn't matter. I'd be too stupid to be nuts. (Chorus) I Wanna Be a Man So I can stink. A big, tough guy. I'm sick of pink. And if I was a man, I could tell lots of lies About all the girls I've f**ed. Just like all of you guys. I'd be self-sufficent. And I wouldn't need another. But if I got a little boo-boo. I'd go running back to my mother. (Chorus) And if I was a man, I'd always be hot. Wouldn't matter what I f**ed, Just as long as it's got a twat. I'd just rip off her pants, And f** her, 1, 2, 3. How did this stinking c*nt, Have the luck to find me. (Ooo!) (Chorus) And if I was a man, I could piss anywhere. Piss on your wrist, you sonofab**h. When you're a man, you don't care. I could f** any time, And be hard as a rock. Spend my life worrying about The size of my teeny little co*k. (Chorus) And if I was a man, All you s*uts would give me head. (I'd) Get my rocks off, Then I'd kick you out of bed. Be tackless and boring, With nauseating breath. I'd be a worthless piece of sh** From birth until d**h. (Everybody!) (Chorus) (Everybody sing) (Chorus repeated in background)