Teddie Films - The Star Wars That I Used To Know lyrics

[Darth Vader] Now and then I think of when I was in power Like choking people with the Force until they died But then you told them all my history And took away my masculinity And had my character portrayed by sub-par actors You are now addicted to an overuse of graphics And making Greedo shoot first? Han shot first So when you tried to have the Force make sense You introduced the midichlorians And what's the deal with having me be dubbed over (Noooooooooo!) But you didn't have to change it all Make 'em like they never happened and the fans are nothing I don't even need your love But you treat me like a Bantha and that feels so rough No you didn't have to make them blow Have your friends direct your movies and they'll turn out better You think that you don't need them though What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know [George Lucas] Now and then I think of all the times I screwed fans over I had them believing that the first three films were really done But Star Wars will be done my way I don't care what you have to say I think that they should let it go And they'll never get the Blu-Ray of the Star Wars that you used to know [Darth Vader] You didn't have to change it all No more puppets, no more practical effects or nothing I don't even need your love But you treat me like a wampa and that feels so cold No you didn't have to sell your soul Do we really need to watch them all again in 3D? Jar Jar was an all time low What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know [x2] The movies (I used to know) The movies (What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know) (I used to know) (That I used to know) (I used to know) (That I used to know)