Ted Reiger - Hot Dog lyrics

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing the Chocolate Starfish! And the Hotdog Flavored Water Bring it on, get the f** up! Yeah, check, one, two Listen up, listen up! Here we go (here we go) [Verse 1] It's a f**ed up world, a f**ed up place Everybody's judged by their f**ed up face f**ed up dreams, f**ed up life A f**ed up kid with a f**ed up knife f**ed up moms and f**ed up dads It's a f**ed up a cop with a f**ed up badge f**ed up job with f**ed up pay And a f**ed up boss is a f**ed up day f**ed up press and f**ed up lies Well, Lethal's in the back with the f**ed up eyes [Bridge] Hey (It's on) Everybody knows it's on Hey (It's on) Everybody knows it's on [Verse 2] Ain't it a shame that you can't say "f**" f**'s just a word and it's all f**ed up Like a f**ed up punk with a f**ed up mouth A nine inch nail I'll get knocked the f** out f**ed up aids from f**ed up s** Fake a** titties on a f**ed up chest We're all f**ed up, so what you wanna do? With f**ed up me and f**ed up you [Hook] You wanna f** me like an animal? You'd like to burn me on the inside? You like to think that I'm a perfect drug? Just know that nothing you do Will bring you closer to me [Verse 3] Ain't life a b**h? A f**ed up b**h A f**ed up sore with a f**ed up stitch A f**ed up head is a f**ed up shame Swinging on my nuts is a f**ed up game Jealousy filling up a f**ed up mind It's real f**ed up like a f**ed up crime If I say "f**" two more times That's forty six "f**s" in this f**ed up rhyme [Bridge] Hey (It's on) Everybody knows it's on Hey (It's on) Everybody knows it's on [Hook] You wanna f** me like an animal? You'd like to burn me on the inside? You like to think that I'm a perfect drug? Just know that nothing you do Will bring you closer to me [Bridge] Hooo-haaa haaaw! Listen up baby You... can't... bring... me... (Bring me) down I... don't... think... so, I don't think so You... better... check... your... (Check it) self Before... you... wreck... your... self Kiss... my... star... fish My... chocolate... Starfish... punk Kiss... my... star... fish My... chocolate... Starfish... punk [Hook] You wanna f** me like an animal? You'd like to burn me on the inside? You like to think that I'm a perfect drug? Just know that nothing you do Will bring you closer to me