Ted Feldman - Chin Ups lyrics

[Verse 1] Malice at the palace, Debbie down In Dallas Talented young p**nographic actress back up on her feet Or laying on her back Dropping to her knees she's picking up the slack, yeah Fact or fiction, it's bad for business Nasty letter writing campaign Christmas Born a Christian, wasn't listening Too busy pleasuring my Pagan mistresses [Pre-Chorus] (Promises) And I know you're gonna miss me (Promises) But you can't change history (Promises) We're reminiscing Chin up, chin up [Chorus] Lots of luck, kid I'm the lost f**ing cause, am I (Lost cause) All forgiven? I'm a danger, a stranger Lots of luck, kid I'm as low as a dog, am I (Bad dog) All forgiven? Baby what can I do to thank you, thank you [Verse 2] Down in the trenches, starved for attention Don't really give a sh**, but now that you mention it I'm on a schedule, tight like virgin holes Pretty nasty, but actually natural Ohh, the germs spreading far from the farm bed [?] I wouldn't kiss you with his mouth I wanna get wet I want to get down But how could I explain it to anyone else [Pre-Chorus] (Promises) And I know you're gonna miss me (Promises) But you can't change history (Promises) We're reminiscing Chin up, chin up [Chorus] Lots of luck, kid I'm the lost f**ing cause, am I (Lost cause) All forgiven? I'm a danger, a stranger Lots of luck, kid I'm as low as a dog, am I (Bad dog) Bad decision Baby what can I do to make you listen? [Bridge] Honest as I dare to be I'll grin then bare it Don't know where to begin, but the end is nearing No nothing scares me, I've become transparent All for apologies, but you don't want to hear it Don't want to hear it Don't want to hear it You don't want to hear it [Chorus] Lots of luck, kid I'm the lost f**ing cause, am I (Lost cause) All forgiven? I'm a danger, a stranger Lots of luck, kid I'm as low as a dog, am I (Bad dog) All forgiven? Baby what can I do to thank you, thank you