Ted Bohanon - Little Girls lyrics

Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung 15, 16 and all so young I thought about you just last night Grabbed my pen then I started to write A rap that'll cap like a true blue rap Not a washed-up almost MC sap Little girls so fresh and I know you are Wanna take a little ride in my new car I see you more than baby, it's more like hell You screw a little girl and end up in jail Even though she seems she's 19 You're looking at her body an it's breaking your jeans Well you know she's not, so don't play dumb Little girls walking round trying to give me some But I tell them like this, I'm the player $hort Playing freaks like you is just a sport I'm coming way too real and I can never be funny n***as like me just want your money Give it up, cause I'm no lost cause Little girl recognize Too $hort's the boss When they turn 16, we all find out What little girls like that are all about So you girls out there, that fit my rhyme You'd better think twice before you jump on mine Little girl's so thick, you might think she's grown But if you knew when she was born, you might leave her alone She's trouble homeboy, with a big fat "T" Little girls like that make old men peek Then a brother like me might break my neck Looking back saying "Ooooh!" Bout to get in a wreck Cause she's always flirting, might give me a look Like I put her in the oven and she started to cook But when I put her on the spot, she could not hang With my so rough, so tough Playboy game I only said two words, something like "Get busy" Her head started hurting and she got real dizzy Growing up too fast, all you little girls Letting brothers like me cold crush your world Should've listen to your momma when she told you so But you went and got G'd now you want some more They ain't paying me money, talking 'bout love And the other girl's who I'm thinking of Can you understand, I'm just a man I want to come in this world and cold take command So just step on back, while I walk on by I might look you down, and I might say "Hi" And if you come up choosing, I just might laugh Say "Little girl check me out in about two and a half...years" I took a little girl to a drive in show Jumped in the back and heard "No no no" She was only 16 but the girl was ripe 36-24 and a 35 I was wasting time spitting lines Thinking 'bout going home cold getting mine Baby said, "Stop it." I said, "Drop it." I tried everything but I could not cop it I was going to the store about a month ago Met another girl that just loved my show We talked for a while and it was all about Having big fun later on at her house She said her pops was gone but her mother was there And everything was cool cause she don't care So I gave her a ride, kissed her goodbye I said I'd be back and we all know why Went to find my thrill up on that hill I was coming right back with the power drill I had fun for a while but it wasn't enough When it all got good, her pops showed up He must have walked in the room and said "Young punk" Cause when he walked in the room, he smelled the funk Then he tried to mash, but I don't play Cause I was out of that window and on my way Little girl Every night you call and say "Come by" You tell me things changed and I know you lie I came by last week, you said drive on up And your pops came out talking all that stuff Next night we made a date for 9 o'clock And I always wondered why you walked the block I saw you waiting on the corner when I made the turn I didn't really think about it cause I wasn't concerned I said, "You look so good, but you always do" I was rushing to the house for the old 1 2's But the ones ain't cool, and the twos don't work Every time I tried, you kept saying it hurts And then it all came out under all your tears It seems you only been alive for 15 years You could have fooled me baby with your lying scheme Said you worked in the mall and just turned 18 When it came down to it, I couldn't go through it It's all so sad cause you wanted to do it Little girl, you want to have some fun You'd better wait a few years cause you're much too young Stop playing games, you might find a guy Who will like you for yourself, not for all your lies So I put it like this, and I don't play If I see your young a**, I'm not going your way Little girl