Tech N9ne - Messages (Skit) lyrics

"Next message" [some drunken chick] I love you, I love you, I lo-ooove you Mr. Aaron Don-tez Ya-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ates Oooh baby baby I love you, ooh ooh, ooooh You're so wonderful and amazing and beautiful and s**y, and short, with a big fat diiiiick Ooooooh yeah {muah} Love you "Next message" [another drunk chick] Hi daddy! I just wanted to call you and let you know that I was thinkin 'bout you and that my p**y is SO WET I haven't drunk dialed you in a long time Oooh and I just wanted to tell you that I really want that dick So next time that I see you and hopefully it's soon Ooh baby give it to me, ahhhh "Next message" [yet another chick - hysterical] And I keep trying to figure out how can I get to [?] but I couldn't have done anything different! All I did was LOVE YOU, that's all I did!! And you just turned your back on me You're a cold heartless SON OF A b*tch! that's what you are You are SO MEAN And you just turned your back on me like I'm nothing You are SO MEAN