Tech N9ne - The Underworld lyrics

[Intro - Bizarre] Reel Wolf, underground sh** I guess I'm up first, right? I'mma rap first? Alright, let me hit this blunt right quick [Verse 1 - Bizarre] I'm the sickest motherf**er on this earth That'll f** a transvestite, dog, or blue Smurf Bizarre smack a b**h quick Then give her a** and lick while she take a sh** f** your period, f** your rag Take it in your a**, just like a f*g All my fans is crazy, they love it That's why I say f** it, and smack you in public I'm rugged! [Verse 2 - Reef the Lost Cauze] Yeah, you know me well The Gods said that they owe me hell I'm The Outlaw Josey Wales I make a n***a feel spiritual like holy tales From the bible, roll Exodus and then inhale No one knows you, so if I k** you who'd I tell? Half-hipster, whiney n***a that's a f**in' fail Life without purpose, that's a f**ing jail Lost Cauze, when I spit it's f**ing hell [Verse 3 - Ill Bill] Master a dance of lesbians Satanic majesty's equestrian On a black steed stampeding pedestrians 'Do what thou willt' shall be the whole of the law I get my dick s**ed by a nun with the soul of a who*e Superstitious like a gypsy casting a d**h-spell Exhale chem-trails Strangle you with your own entrails 14th day of July innocence was averted Ill Bill, born on the same day Billy The Kid was murdered [Verse 4 - Slaine] It's k** or be k**ed So watch out for the villain - he's ill I'm slinging rap, swinging bats like I'm in little league still Sniffing c**aine off a coin with Kennedy's grill Cough from a joint while I'm crushing my enemies will I'm a homicidal Hercules, doggie, I'm an urban myth I swerve the whip, get my dick s**ed while on my work release I give these rappers bad advice and a nervous twitch Penetrate and innovate, a renegade, I murder sh** [Hook] I'm a real wolf With the Underworld flick [Verse 5 - Celph Titled] I ain't racist just cause I split your head to the white meat The missing link Yeti-Sasquatch, yeah I might be This sh**'s real - distribute guns in the kids meal Open the box, hold the Glock, bust a shot through the windshield The manifestation of evil stay alive and breathing I'm Satan's fitness trainer, exercising demons Respect the shooter, I'll find the ba*tard Hell, my loaded pistol is a fire hazard [Verse 6 - King Gordy] My dick stays hard in graveyards, you pray hard As I make love to Adolf Hitler's carca** Call me a n***a as I lick his heartless chest I guess these skinhead Nazis wanna get retarded Why? Cuz I'm f**ing your leader all in his a** Speak to him in Hebrew, f** the Führer until he's back, dead again Tell the Aryans I'm burying my head right in his belly And it's scary cause I'm licking his mustache [Verse 7 - Sid] Son of a k**er, Mr. f**ing grimey SAS 22nd regiment limey Born in a bar with my eyes wide open Inspired by debacles since I came out the fallopian We don't f** around, got permits to carry Everybody walks around like Dirty f**ing Harry Don't play my town, cause we will f**ing bury you Carry you to a farm cut off your arms, chewed up by animals [Verse 8 - PMD] On your mark, get set, ready to go Green light, checkered flag, time to get that dough And ayo, in the underworld I'm half-wolf and half-lycan Swing the Excalibur, barbaric viking [Verse 9 - Sean Strange] Vicodin, marijuana, c**aine, the Grateful Dead Average rapper kidnapping Be sure to make your bed When they battle me fatality take your head And write a rhyme with your blood The page's painted red [Hook] [Verse 10 - Apathy] I'm the king of Castle Greyskull My grey matter's powerful as Grey Hulk I'm Zartan, I'm Tarzan before he went to Greystroke My brain's broke, slang dope And when I speak, my slang's dope You're soft as f** - your whole album is a gay joke Rap's lethal, spit a sixteen at you We'll paint the ceiling with your brains Like the Sistine Chapel I'm the cardinal of carnage, the poisonous priest Don't bother praying to your God There's no avoiding this beast [Verse 11 - Swifty McVay] You ain't about that life You a ba*tard that won't attack I'm the type to grab a knife And I'm stabbing you with it backwards I'm backslapping wack a** non-rappers Snatch the breath out of you faster than asthma without a gas mask I lace hash, a heinous figure Slash-murderer, I'm burning these legacy k**ers Putting mo' metal in n***as than robotic mechanisms k** his woman and brag about it in prison [Verse 12 - Vinnie Paz] Rambo-knife, show you what bloody is You call it a dead cop, I call it a bloody pig You think your hands nice money? You's a funny kid You next to get molly-whopped like your buddy did The Ruger Blackhawk, stick it in the dunny rib Throw him in the f**ing bathroom like Sunny did The biggest show in your career; like a hundred kids The AR-15 blew off like a hundred wigs [Verse 13 - Tech N9ne] Grim reaper to Ariel Castro, Adam Lanza, James Holmes Flame on, no it ain't wrong when I'mma have them plans for cancer Then land ya in a hands up tense panthers Damned with antlers to ram ya man pampers Scrams the answer, No evil understands ya Grandeur and like you were three times the word lambda I'll be the damper on a clan's fam camper Necromancer drinking vodka and Fanta with Santa [Hook]