Tech N9ne - Happy Birthday lyrics

[Intro: Krizz Kaliko] All aboard? Party train! [Hook: Krizz Kaliko] It's your birthday Put your hands in the air, air Keep 'em there like you don't care Happy birthday (Hey!) That's your song, tell the DJ, "Put it back on" It's your birthday Put your hands in the air, air Keep 'em there like you don't care Happy birthday (Kick it, kick it!) All night long, feel the [?] to tie one on [Verse 1: Krizz Kaliko] Eh yo, order another drink, I don't care what you think I'm getting drunk as a skunk, throw up in the sink It's a celebration, b**hes, bottoms up, break the dishes Sick and delicious, both my birthday wishes Super-doo One or two, i'll be scoopin you Mix up a pitcher with Caribou Lou I'm thinking it's a P-A-R-T-Y Cause I got it Ain't leaving 'till I empty out my bottle Grab another round before last call Not for the clowns Talking loud but got a gla** jaw I'm so [?] Slow motion, I can't hear you with that fast talk (Slow it down, baby) And get a handle on it I be your birthday cake Blow out the candle on it and I want it Cause it's plenty yonkers around We won't stop 'till they close this place down, happy birthday [Hook: Krizz Kaliko] [Verse 2: Krizz Kaliko] Mix up a concoction The girly is watchen They know I'm Kali-baby, they wanna see mr. Watson I throw they [?] I pull up in a Datsunn Pull the s**iest hot one and the party is poppin' It's your Birthday, shorty It's your party Dance on the top of the tables like oh my Lordi Pick up something to sip on Ain't nothing to trip on This club is [?] a cirkle, whenever they are putting Krizz on You like fat guys Well, I like fat thigh chicks About your size with, with bagpack rising She like my swagger Says I could have her But we trying to kick it, I can get to that right after 1-50-1 and rumplements To the car, you're stumblin' Your speech is kinda mumblin, with your keys, you're fumblin' Pack 'em in your jeep, you're 'bout four deep (You going nowhere) Yeah have a sleep You're kicking it for your [Hook] [Verse 3: Tech N9ne] Drank so much I'm falling down, falling down, crawling 'round Drank so much I'm falling down, it's my birthday Help me up, Kali (Come on, man) I think I gotta pee (Get up) I'mma go into this alley so nobody can see I know it's a ill hood, but I think I still should Wait for it! Ahh, now that feel real good I think I'm about to sack, let the sack fill her And we're both drunk so give the keys to Makzilla A birthday ain't the same without booze (Let's hit Denny's) No, no, don't talk about food! (Apple pie) For real mane I'm backed down on my knees I'm hoping I don't get no liquor disease (Macaroni and cheese) Oh God, no, please (Haha!) I think I had too many KC Teas! [Hook: Krizz Kaliko]