Teamheadkick - Walk into Mordor lyrics

[Intro] One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor (x2) [Verse 1] One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor Except Me, I walk in the front door Revenge, lookin' for the Warchiefs Got an Elven Bow for my Enemies And I sneak like a Middle Earth Ninja Eat some Mushrooms when I'm injured Jump up, hang from the Ledge When they walk by, drop down on their heads All damn day I rescue Slaves Choppin' up the Orcs with Mithril Blades d**h Threats, and Legendary Raids Finding artifacts hidden in the Caves d**h from Above, I jumped and landed Right up on your dome, and now you're branded Fight for me, Let's k** this Horde Choppin' heads off with my Ranger Sword [Hook] Deep in Middle Earth, Elves, Humans, and Dwarves Take on Sauron's Army with Magic and Swords Prepare for Battle cause this is War One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor (One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor) [Verse 2] One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor Except Me, I'm riding on a Caragor Hack 'n' Slash so fast, you're gettin' Shanked Walkin' Tank, Half Human, Half Wraith Tippy Toe, Sneakin' Up then I Brutalize Go Slow, Elven Bow right between the Eyes Into the Stronghold, Poison all the Grog Droppin' Bees to their feet, Hackin' all their limbs off Droppin' Meat for the Beasts that are up in the Cage Decapitating Bodyguards, Bringin' the Rage I Cruise, never makin' a sound My Ghuls, are rising up from the ground You Fools, are about to get Wrecked Blade to the Face, Dagger to the Neck [Hook] [Verse 3] One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor Except Me, Leavin' Body Parts on the Floor k**ing Orcs gives me a Hard On Time to find that Muthaf**a named Sauron Epic Runes, I got a bunch Shadow Mount the Graug, Eat you for Lunch All these Uruk Warchiefs can go to Hell But I'll let this one live cause I need Intel Revenge for my Family, there's no escape Knock Knock Muthaf**a I'm at the Black Gate Try to run away, you're gettin' Stuck Try to take my Blade, you're gettin' Cut Try to put me in the Corner, then you're out of Luck Stand next to the Flame, you're gettin' Blown Up [Bridge] Orcs Arise, and now it's Do or Die RingWraiths, and Demons, and the Uruk-Hai One Ring will rule them all The Dark Lords Army Must Fall [Hook]