Teamheadkick - Deadpool Rap (Movie Version) lyrics

[Intro] (Deadpool) (Deadpool) [Verse 1] They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys, and get some a** Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on Your a** is gra**, and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop Whatcha crew gunna do when I hack and chop? But all these b**hes are prima donnas I stuff my face with chimichangas Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce (Deadpool) Sexy mothaf**aaaa! (Deadpool) (Deadpool) Captain Deadpool! Nah, Just Deadpool! [Verse 2] Merc with a mouth I can't die- One foot in a grave but I'm still alive Try to k** me I'll just revive Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace Jump flip and leave 'em headless I like my guns all big like Texas Hey goons, thugs, and bosses Guess what? I brought Colossus! Time's up, better count your losses Kickin' that a** as my girlfriend watches Run away, you know that I'll chase Every bad guy, put 'em right in their place Revenge! I'm gunna give you a taste I'm s**y as hell, but I cover my face I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives (Deadpool) Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the taco's (Deadpool) Playin' with the ladies and my family j**els to bust a nut (Deadpool) 'Bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some [Verse 3] Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain Ha! Kickin' a** and takin' names Payback time, I'm not playin' games These superpowers are feeling strange I move like a freakin' ninja Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya Got two swords, now all up in ya I don't care if I offend ya Listen up, I got somethin' to say That's right I run my mouth all day Step up, take a bloodbath Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh Ha! Ha! Ha! Where you gunna go to? Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Deadpool Do I have to remind you? Regenerate, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge (Deadpool) The crazy-a** guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom! (Deapool) I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid (Deadpool) Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a s**y motherf**er [Outro] (Sexy motherf**er) (Sexy motherf**er) (Sexy motherf**er) (Sexy motherf**er) (Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Dead... Pool...)