Teamheadkick - Oh No, Where Do We Go? (Halo 3 Uber Rap) lyrics

[Hook] Oh no, where do we go? You just got your motherf**in' a** kicked at Halo Oh no. where do we go? You just got your motherf**in' a** kicked at Halo [Verse 1] First you log in, message all your friends Choose Lone Wolf and let the game begin You need a warm up, because you're rusty And you don't want to play me like that man, trust me But if you insist, then I'll oblige Throw down the flare and block out your eyes You grab the Brute Shot, cause you're a dope Then you rush me and get no-scoped [Hook] [Verse 2] I ain't no joke, I've told you this You try to snipe me, but always miss You grab the turret and go to town Then I get pissed off and you get beat down You just can't touch this, I'm way too fast I'm in first place and you're in dead last You make excuses saying that you lagged So guess what, you get teabagged [Hook] [Verse 3] In Team Slayer, I'm MVP 12 beat downs and a shotty spree You finally k**ed me in a close shave But I k**ed you too, straight from the grave Now your team rushes and I bust your grill Toss some 'nades out and get an ultra k** Hop in the Ghost, and see the bodies tattered Then I hit the jets and b**h, you get splattered [Hook] [Verse 4] Travel with a teammate and man, you're in trouble I'll bust out the rockets, and get another double (Veto this sh**!) You beg and you plead (Three more Achievements, it's all that I need!) I can't help you son, you ain't got the sk**s You're just a lieutenant and can't get no k**s Sorry little boy, go drink your juice Or I'll run you down on a Mongoose [Hook] [Verse 5] Go get the sword, I'll let you too Try to cut me down, and I'll get the Bulltrue Pick up the Mauler and hide behind the shield Find another Mauler, ha-ha, it's duel wield Then I'll grab the Laser, my favorite little toy Find your team leader and get the k**joy I grab the Hammer and wait behind the tree Assa**inating b**hes that try to smoke me [Hook] [Bridge] Break Time! Goddamn Ninja Oddball f** man, Veto this, I don't want to play this No, he's like 13 years old or something He's k**ing everybody, I f**ing hate little kids Wish I could just b**h slap his mom, f**ing s*ut [Hook] [Verse 6] Slayer, The Pit, yep, I rock them all Pistol whip your head and watch your a** fall You got the Rockets and I got the flag And I'll beat you down, because you're a f*g Jump in the Warthog, honking the horn My gunner jumps in back and now your an*s is torn You're trying to run kid, don't be afraid What the hell? I just got betrayed [Hook] [Outro] Man, I told you, you didn't want to play me, dude Naw, you gotta get some sk**s first You gotta learn how to play this game Well, that's what I'm saying you know, maybe this isn't your game Maybe you should go play some Fusion Frenzy or something Ha ha ha! Later b**h!