Teamheadkick - Nazi zombies rap "hide your kids" lyrics

Nazi Zombies Nazi Zombies Nazi Zombies Nazi Zombies Lock and load, gotta drop the clip These Nazi zombies are coming too quick No time to waste, we gotta k** these fools We can survive if we follow the rules Rule 1: Put your back to the wall Rule #2: Don't trip and fall Rule #3: Be accurate Straight aim for the dome and unload the clip Shoot from the hip if you have to Making a pool of Nazi zombie soup My nuts go 'bloop' your face for days Teabag a little bit, can't change my ways I hate the Nazis, so do you Let's k** 'em all and avenge the Jews Dumb undead and I'm taking them out With a bunch of hot lead all up in their mouth Rule 4: Don't let it spread Rule #5: Aim straight for the head Rule #6: Nazis s** Semtex grenade to the nuts, get stuck Trying to take me out, trying to take a bite Trying to take my life, but you forgot the knife We fight all night because we have to Choppin' and cuttin' you like a ginsu Ooh, I'm a slayer for real No snacking on my neck, I'm not a happy meal Better call the cops because I don't stop playing Black Ops Making those bodies drop My condition for this mission is that you die Riddle you with bullets from your feet to your eye Rule #7: Don't be a douche Share the supplies and the ammo too Rule #8: Don't masturbate Wait, nevermind I'm probably too late Rule #9: Just spray and pray Shoot every zombie in your way No doubt I'm a k**er, a thriller, a soldier Got me a pistol, now it's game over Rule #10 is the most important Justin Bieber, don't support him If you buy his music, you're a moron His mom should've had an abortion But nevermind, I have a job to do I play video games, I don't watch the news Trying to win the apocalypse Don't give a damn, Miley Cyrus doing bong hits This ain't Halo, so don't you jump Stick to the ground and aim for the front And cut those zombies down to size Down the scope, between the eyes I'm making a pile of Nazi bodies (Sieg Heil) b**h, get off me So hide your kids, hide your wives They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies) Hide your kids, hide your wives They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies) Nazi zombies won't survive Let me make that clear (Nazi Zombies) I will take all your lives They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies) You use the turret, I'll use the pistol f** that, let's use a missile Yep, safe bet, let's do that son Exploding heads are way more fun Gotta run and gun to survive this horde Choppin' off heads like a ninja sword Lean to the left and aim for the nuts I'm knee deep in brains and guts Strafe to the right, always on the attack You best stay low and watch my back Rule 11: You gotta move fast Hump and dump on Hitler's moustache Don't be afraid, nope, don't act girly Grab that zombie, give him a swirly Rule #12: Make sure you got snacks Some Mountain Dew and some Cracker Jacks Some pizza too and chew it slowly Munchin' on chips and guacamole While headhuntin' on zombies freaks This game is sick, I haven't slept for weeks Finding zombie chicks and gettin' zombie booty Always havin' fun when I'm playin' Call of Duty Don't get hit or you're a noob I'll wreck some sh** then revive you Here comes Castro and JFK Double fistin' guns, blow your a** away You are BK and I be pro Stay out of my way and avoid the scope Don't choke when it's time to rush You have to admit, this song is clutch So hide your kids, hide your wives They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies) Hide your kids, hide your wives They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies) Nazi zombies won't survive Let me make that clear (Nazi Zombies) I will take all your lives They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies)