Team StarKid - Twisted lyrics

Jafar: I've gone against my sultan, the highest act of treason but I had good intentions, I did it for a reason They'll k** me if I'm lucky They'll torture me if not What made me think that I could get away with such a plot? It's not too late to bring it back perhaps I'll be forgiven But if my crime can help improve the world we all must live in Am I not bound by duty to the people of this nation? How does the golden rule apply in such a situation? As a citizen, I think I would be grateful for the aid but if I were the sultan I should hate to be betrayed whichever road I take I'll be incurring someones wrath Til now I've always travelled on the straight and narrow path temptation may have beckoned but I always have resisted but which way do I turn? when the roads have become so... so... Ursula: Twisted? Jafar: Who are you? Ursula: A fellow traveler, down the twisted path Jafar: No, I know you, from Sherrezade's stories! Ursula: You think you know me, as others think they know you but! there are two sides to every story I used to be the ruler of the ocean I was benevolent and always kept my word but my brother held the antiquated notion that women should be seen and never heard So he dethroned me then disowned me and on top of that rezoned me To the outskirts of the kingdom in a cave Took my scepter and my crown Though I tried to take him down The truth and I now share a watery grave The story lingers on But the version that is drawn is Twisted Scar: (spoken) A pain I know all too well The pride had never seen a more progressive king than me both lion and hyena lived in perfect harmony I brought an end to what had been a senseless age old feud I was prepared for anything, except for what ensued My brother ate my heirs, my precious cubs and stole my throne returned the segregation and the hateful ways we'd known though I advocate for unity I always was denounced so when I saw an opportunity to right the wrong I pounced The pride came before my fall in a fate that one might call, well, twisted Scar: They weren't ready for my ideas Ursula: They didn't hate you because of your ideas, they hated you because of that evil looking scar on your face, fortune favors the beautiful Gaston: Au contraire! My only crime, was love... In town it was only she who was as beautiful as me, on the inside but then, tragedy struck she was taken hostage in a castle filled with demonic furniture so! I did what anyone would do and I organized a rescue mission But how was I to know that she had fallen in love with... her captor to me that doesn't seem... entirely healthy, especially since he's a wolf-bear-thing? But the heart wants what it wants and sometimes what it wants is twisted (Twisted twisted twisted twisted) Ursula: I only wished to reclaim what was mine! Scar: I only wished for equal rights for all! Gaston: I only wished to save her! Maleficent: I only wished to be invited to the party! Scar: I only wished to improve relations between the races! Hook: I only wished to teach the boy responsibility! Ursula: I only wished to give the people a voice! Hook: so he wouldn't end up like me! Gaston: I only wished to love her! Ursula: to help the miserable, lonely, and depressed! Maleficent: to be included! Scar: To live in harmony! Maleficent: for once! Hook: I never knew my father! All: I only wished I only wished I only wished... Cruella: I ONLY WISHED TO HAVE A COAT MADE OUT OF PUPPIES! Scar: You're not helping, disregard that Ursula: It's an unfortunate situation but, you do have a choice... Jafar: What remains of a man, when that man is dead and gone? Only memories and stories of his deeds will linger on But if a man's accomplishments aren't in the tale they tell Are the deeds that go unheralded his legacy as well? If a war breaks out tomorrow, we'll all have hell to pay Why protect my reputation? I'm a dead man either way How will they tell my story? How will they tell my tale? Will anybody even care? The question then is whether 'tis nobler in the mind To be well liked but ineffectual Or moral but maligned I'll never be a hero! All the citizens adore But if I hide to save my life What has my life been for? What has my life been for? The road ahead may twist But I will never swerve I'll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve I've nothing left to lose so the only path to choose is twisted And then twist my words Let the people scorn me Who cares if no one will ever mourn me? Let them bury the side of the story they'll never learn Let the truth be twisted Let my life be twisted I'll be twisted; it's my turn!