Team StarKid - Orphaned At 33 lyrics

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Team StarKid - Orphaned At 33 lyrics

Aladdin: I know you think I'm this perfect guy but there's something I have to confess I only hope it doesn't make you like me any less I got this tragic back story that's driven other girls away But I feel like I can trust you You won't judge me for what I say The others couldn't handle it 'cause my story's just too sad But here I go, you outta know I have no mom or dad (spoken) They're dead That makes me an orphan I had no one to bake me bread no one to make my bed No one to teach me the difference between right and wrong Or to sing me a song I long to be as strong as I used to be But I was orphaned at 33 I've got no one to hold me tight no one to kiss me good night No one to press their breast up against me and say "It'll all be ok" But hey, that's just the way life is for me Since I was orphaned at 33 They call me a jerkoff, a burnout, a punk but I can't let that junk in my head I could've been a contender if not for the fact that my parents are dead All things considered, I think I turned out pretty good Pulled myself up by my bootstraps and started stealing all I could Still there's no one to love me now but I'll make it through somehow despite being so sadly and crushingly all alone But I make a solemn vow that when I have kids of my own I'll break the chain You'll see I'm gonna live forever So they'll never know the pain of being orphaned at 33