Team StarKid - Pays To Be An Animal lyrics

Grandpa: When you're growing up as a youngun buck And the daddy yak shows you how to cluck And you talk one day, then the clucking comes to an end Whoa... It's a gla** half full of scotch approach Like the mommy cub teaches her goats If you live or you're shot in the head it all depends Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't And when you wake up with blood on your dick And you don't even know where it came from Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't There are stories told of man's fall from grace He rapes the land just so he can ate But stories s** so f** 'em right in the face And even if you put on weight Just poop it out and refill your plate Cause the older you get the more you hibernate Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't And when you wake up with blood on your dick And you don't even know where it came from Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't (Dialogue) Buffaloes: Don't shoot us Don't shoot us please Don't shoot us Don't shoot us please... (Dialogue) Baby Buffalo: Now listen brother, you don't wanna do this I just lost my mom and dad for dick Deep down I know there's a heart inside that head Whoa... And if you're really that goddamn hungry Just eat my parents right in front of me And I'll raise my buffalo friends to seek revenge All: Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't Baby Buffalo: But when you wake up with blood on your dick And you don't even know where it came from (Spoken) Just do it motherf**- Grandpa: Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't... Daughter, Son: Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't Grandpa: You wake up with blood on your dick In a pool of your vomit Picking turds off your a** Your whole breakfast is gra** You got mud on your shoes Holy hell they're f**ing hooves Your hind legs are sore Yeah that's right, you've got four And you don't even know her damn name (Dialogue) Grandpa: Sometimes it pays to be an animal Sometimes don't