Team StarKid - Caulk The Wagon lyrics

McDoon: We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface Until the day we die Daughter: (Spoken) But I don't want to die! McDoon: (Spoken) That's why: McDoon, Chorus: We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface Until the day we die Daughter: (Spoken) Yeah, and how we supposed to do that? McDoon:(Daughter:) Well, do you see that ox? ((Spoken) Ahuh.) He's an ox of course ((Spoken) Yep.) And he took us down the trail But his time is up, 'cause he won't help us Unless he grows a sail McDoon, Chorus: His time is up, unless he grows a sail His time is up - he didn't grow a sail McDoon: So we'll chop him up, remove his guts And grind up all his hooves Then we'll mix it up into a pulp And spread it on like glue McDoon, Chorus: We'll chop him up and make him into glue You'll caulk this up, this ox has died for you (Dialogue) McDoon: Now spread the caulk on thick To seal out the water Now blow on it real quick Daughter: It has a real strange odour Why did we leave home in the first place? I'm springin' leaks all over my face McDoon: A higher power steers me true Now let me do the same for you I see this trip has taken its toll Now let me fill your holes McDoon, Chorus: He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface Until the day you die Cletus: (Spoken) Now that's how you caulk a wagon! (Dialogue) All: Until the day we die... (Caulk the wagon) (Caulk the wagon) (Caulk the wagon)