Team StarKid - There Ain't Nothing Like A Dick lyrics

Old Snatch: A dick can act real sweet A dick can bat his eyes He can tell you you're the one But that dick's just full of lies A dick's, a dick's, a dick's A dick's, a dick, it's true But you ain't never gonna Find the dick for you! A dick can hit you hard Ms. Cooter: Oooh, a dick can hit you fast A dick can bring you love Old Snatch: But that dick can't make it last Ms. Cooter: There's a dick for every puss Lots of fish in the sea Old Snatch: But they sure as hell Haven't found the dick for me! Both: There ain't nothing like a dick Ms. Cooter: And the dick I've found's the best Both: There ain't nothing like a dick Old Snatch: They leave you itching with the rest Both: You can play with that dil*o 'Till it makes you sick But at the end of the day There ain't nothing like a dick! Old Snatch: (Spoken) Now you're getting it, Miss Cooter! (Spoken) Preach, baby, preach! Ms. Cooter: My dick's a different breed He's got cla**, he's debonair His voice is gravelly and soft And baby, he's got quite a pair When he talks to me I get all hot and bothered, you see I'm positive that he's The only dick for me Old Snatch: Oh, that dick has got you good He's got ya under his spell Ms. Cooter: Well at least I have a dick And at least I don't smell Old Snatch: You make the same mistakes Through thin and through thick Both: But at the end of the day There ain't nothing like a dick Ms. Cooter: I want that shaft in me today Both: There ain't nothing like a dick Old Snatch: Hey look, a baby on the way! Ms. Cooter: Oooooh, the way he makes me feel Old Snatch: And they sure is are slicks Both: But at the end of the day There ain't nothing... Like a dick! Old Snatch: (Spoken) And they'll f** ya too! Yeah!