Team StarKid - Wizard Of The Year lyrics

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Team StarKid - Wizard Of The Year lyrics

Gilderoy: Who's wiser than a warlock, and tougher than a troll And charming as a candy cane? Who's faster than a phoenix, and sly as a sphinx And always set to entertain? Here to give this sagging tale a hero to employ Look up to the skies, now look in my eyes It's Gilderoy! Who's handsome as a hobbit, and manly as a mare And loves to give the girls a wink? Who's funny as a ferret, and quick as a quill And always sings without a lip sync? Here to rid your nostrils of that dreadful Potter boy 'Cause that smell in the air is the marvellous flair of 'Scuse me, Gilderoy! Long ago lived a fellow who caught your eye Hair that curled in a beautiful fro Now it's gone, and replaced with a suit and tie Dancing in a variety show Oh, where did he go? Does he even care at all? Recently, he's been acting very queer Every day, his story grows more and more ban*l And Voldemort isn't coming this year Gilderoy is here to fill your short attention span Why look at that wonder boy When you could be looking at a wonder man? Kids: We could be looking at a wonder man! Gilderoy: Who was Wizard of the Year seven times in seven years? (Spoken) Who was it? All: Gilderoy! Gilderoy: Who conquered all his fears and made a boggart disappear? (Spoken) Go on, say it! All: Gilderoy! Gilderoy: (Kids:) Who taught a yeti how to sing? (Gilderoy!) Walked into Mordor and destroyed the ring? (Gilderoy!) Battled a banshee and came out a champ? (Gilderoy!) Trapped Jafar inside of a lamp? (Gilderoy...) Gilderoy: Stories of wonder for each girl and boy Paperback or hardback, for you to enjoy Form an orderly line Kids: It's Gilderoy! Gilderoy: Ladies, one at a time Kids: It's Gilderoy! Gilderoy: Give me something to sign Kids: It's Gilderoy! Gilderoy: All sales are final Soon the school will be mine All: It's Gilderoy!