Team StarKid - Harry Freakin' Potter lyrics

Ron: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! You don't understand You're a legend, man To us all! Every son and daughter Chorus: Safe! Ron: From You-Know-Who All because of you! You were small, But I wonder if you can recall... Long story short, This guy, (Whispered) Voldemort Was super cruel... Harry: (Spoken) Voldemort? Chorus: (Gasp) Shhh! Ron: He tried to k** you And your parents, And this is where it Gets intensely cool... Even though you were A tiny little boy You shoulda died but you Survived and then destroyed This evil guy and it's A story we enjoy to tell.... Chorus: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or Oz. You're a whole lot hotter! With that lighting scar, You're a superstar to us all! If we're in trouble, we know who to call! (Instrumental) (Dialogue) Rita: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! I wouldn't wince at all, You're invincible From all harm! Like Betty Crocker... Oooh! I wanna eat you up No one'll beat you up With that charm Remember, Harry, kid You're the Boss You're the King You're the Bomb! (Dialogue) Harry: But this is all so sad I mean, my Mom and Dad Were k**ed, long ago... Chorus: Long ago they died! Harry: I wanna be psyched But being unliked Is all I know... Chorus: All he knows, that's why... Harry: I never thought I'd be A part of such a fate An opportunity Eleven years late... I guess it's time for me To step up to the plate And show 'em that I'm something great! I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! I'll do what I can If what you say I am Is true I can't be bothered By my awful past I've found at last Something I can do So it's time I knew Exactly who I am... I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! Chorus: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! All: I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter! Harry: And I'm the Man! All: (Spoken) Harry Freakin' Potter!