Team StarKid - Different As Can Be lyrics

Quirrell: You won't sleep on your tummy Voldemort: You won't sleep on your back Both: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree Quirrell: We share some hands and fingers Voldemort: And yet the feeling lingers Both: We're just about as different As anyone can be... Voldemort: You like plotting a garden And I like plotting to k** Quirrell: You think that you should rule the world I think books are a thrill! Sipping tea by the fire is swell Voldemort: Pushing people in is fun as well! I like folding all my ties Quirrell: And you have no friends Hey, that's a surprise Both: I guess it's plain to see When you look at you and me We're different Different As can be Voldemort: You're a sissy, a twat, a girl! I'm the darkest of lords! Quirrell: I'm the brightest professor here I've won several awards Voldemort: My new world is about to unfold Quirrell: You got beat by a two year old Voldemort: I'll k** him this time through and through Quirrell: Or you might just give him another tattoo Both: You really must agree When you look at you and me We're different Different As can Voldemort: I'll rise again and I'll rule the world But you must help me renew For when our plan succeeds Quirrell: (Spoken) Prevails! Voldemort: Part of that world goes to you Quirrell: When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers... Voldemort: When I rule the world, I'll have snakes... Voldemort: (Quirrell:) And goblins, and werewolves (And Jane Austin novels...) A fleet of dementors And giants, and thestrals And all my d**h Eaters! Both: When I rule the world!