Tchad Blake - Beef Jerky lyrics

My weight is 300 pounds My favorite is beef jerky I'm a vagabond, I'm a vagabond My mom says, "You are kinky" Who cares? I don't care A horse's a** is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's a** is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's a** is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's a** is better than yours Lay down here, baby Just relax, honey My baby horse is Jennifer What a beefy hip! She has a fine coat of fur What shiny hair! Who cares? I don't care A horse's a** is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's a** is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's a** is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's a** is better than yours Let's eat carrots together until Let's eat carrots together until