Tao Lin - I'm going to touch you very hard lyrics

i'm tired of not being an out-of-control a**hole i could destroy a $200,000 house with an aluminum chair and it would be the greatest week of my life the only reason i exist is because it feels like someone is licking my heart after an insane k**ing-rampage people are less lonely loneliness can fly a helicopter through a cut-out shape of a helicopter the same size as the helicopter and that's its only sk** and it isn't good enough but it's still amazing whoever owns an amazing $200,000 house is an out-of-control a**hole the only reason i exist is because my heart wanted to stab things but didn't have arms in an insane k**ing-rampage i believe the lonely would survive by digging holes lonely people are clever i am afraid of helicopters that they were invented by some out-of-control lonely person the only reason i am not an out-of-control a**hole is because it feels like an amazing person is licking my heart I'm going to prove the existence of amazingly lonely hamsters that throughout history have gone on insane k**ing-rampages and k**ed entire neighborhoods and cities before the government came in to seal things off like in that movie i am going to pay someone a lot of money to turn around and go home