Tankard - R.t.v. lyrics

Nine o'clock on channel six Get the beer and get the chips d**h is live opon the screen It's reality TV! New disasters! Don't you miss All the details - we'll be back right after this Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud Television's your evil eye - wa*king off to s** and blood On patrol with cameras Gonna make some victims stars TV vamps, for blood we thirst Help that man, but shoot him first Moving pictures full of pain Voyeurism - wet your a** and fry your brain Zoom in on the pile of d**h, close-up of the smashed - in head Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud Television's your evil eye - wa*king off to s** and blood Should there be a day of peace We've our something up to sleeves Our "a**istant" will commit Any sh** to land a hit Want to be on live TV? Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud Television's your evil eye - wa*king off to s** and blood