Tankard - Hot Dog Inferno lyrics

Appetite and hunger come No matter where you're from Either near or far Come to my snack bar Have some fries or have some meat No matter what you eat You will never know At "Hot Dog Inferno" Welcome to the best burger in your whole life Order, fool, or you'll miss all the fun Hey there, lady, s** my sausage for the whole night Come on, baby, I'll serve you all night long No way! Eat it up! Sit down again, it's a Long day! Bad luck! See this gun, mister? Look into mu frying pan And I will cook your brain Swallow faster This sandwich disaster Have some fries or have some meat No matter what you eat You will never know At "Hot Dog Inferno" Ain't that good? It's an age old mayonnaise cream Ketchup rules, so please drink up your cup Greasy sauce, I bet you'd die to try my tongue quiche Boiling pasta is heating up your blood No way! Eat it up! Sit down again, it's a Long day! Bad luck! See this gun, mister? Your tombstones my wooden spoon Your order seals your doom Die of mustard You god damned ba*tard Have some fries or have some meat No matter what you eat You will never know At "Hot Dog Inferno" Fidding you with black pudding to your last breath Onions raw will make you fart til d**h Finalli I'm gonna cut you into pieces Steaks on my grill, you smell so good at last No way! Eat it up! Sit down again, it's a Long day! Bad luck! See this gun, mister? Appetite and hunger come No matter where you're from Either near or far Come to my snack bar Have some fries or have some meat No matter what you eat You will never know At "Hot Dog Inferno" Ever been a cannibal? Just look at your plate, pal What a big surprise The last one in your life Have some fries or have some meat No matter what you eat You will never know At "Hot Dog Inferno"